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So my boyfriend wants to try the whole pee-play idea. Although I'm a little apprehensive I'm willing to try it. The only thing that I am curious of is ways to dilute the urine so there is no odor etc and how long that would take? I know drinking water will and have heard fruit juice. Just curious

Water is your best tool for diluting your urine.  Juice, soda, and other sugary drinks will help to sweeten the taste some, but really it comes down to drinking plenty of water and staying hydrated.  If you’re always drinking a good amount of water, then it won’t take any time at all.  If you aren’t, then it will take whatever time it takes to get through your system and clean it out, as it were.  In my experience, this is only a few hours.  But everyone is different, so you’ll just have to test the water, as it were.

Bear in mind that your first pee in the morning will likely be your strongest, but if you’re hydrating through the day, all of the ones after that should be good to go.

Tea helps also, and it is a diuretic, meaning it helps you “go”.

I’d suggest testing it out a bit first and starting slowly with the pee-play if you’re not sure about it.  Maybe by yourself, in the shower or by putting your fingers in at you go normally.  Then, move on with your boyfriend into the more intimate areas. 

I hope this helps.  Let me know how it goes! :)

Porn Pet Peeve!

When the participants look into the camera, particularly when they try really hard to keep looking in the camera.  I actually yell at the screen, “Stop fucking mugging for the camera and pay the fuck attention to what you’re doing you stupid mother fucker!”.

Yes, I feel strongly about it.  It is incredibly rare that it adds anything to the scene erotically. To me it is just a ridiculous plea for attention and looks like you’re doing what you’re doing not to please the other person, but to gain acceptance from whoever is watching the scene; as in someone you will never fucking meet.  Just pay attention to what you’re doing, enjoy it, respect yourself, and the rest will come naturally.

/end rant.

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